Bulletin Bloopers

From other bulletins....not ours, Praise God!

. Ushers will eat latecomers.

. The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

. Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.