Bulletin Bloopers

These from a collection of misquoted or misspelled church announcements:

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.